barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

(via fake-mermaid)

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via stabs)

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile, via succeeding)

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